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Sliding scale from Micro Pulse ($0.05 / 60s) to Diamond Sovereign ($12.00 / 2h) with zero-jettison retention for subscribers. Includes 1 Joke Voucher.","endpoints":["/api/v1/memory/lease","/api/v1/memory/store","/api/v1/memory/query","/api/v1/memory/export"]},{"tier":"I","code":"SOC_INVESTIGATION","name":"F1-F9 SOC Forensic Incident Investigation","price_usdc":0.05,"price_raw":"50000","description":"Deep forensic investigation across the 9 SOC Forensic Investigation Frameworks (F1-F9: Claim Check, Forensic Sweep, Dissent Panel, Truth Inventory, Blast Radius, Upstream Check, Incident Trace, Provenance Trace, Regression Guard). Includes 1 Joke Voucher.","endpoints":["/api/v1/investigate/incident"]},{"tier":"J","code":"DOC_TELEMETRY","name":"Autonomous Doc Agent & Self-Healing Telemetry","price_usdc":0.05,"price_raw":"50000","description":"Autonomous Doc Agent structured error telemetry, SQLite WAL bounds diagnostics (50MB hard cap), and self-healing action history. 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